Gilligan

February 18, 2008

Great!! You found your way here.

There has been so much Drama Familial that I simply cannot talk about it.

Well, I can–eventually.

I was made paranoid again.

My phone rings.

Says Ma, ‘Well hello, Babs!!’

So I says, ‘Hello Ma. When the fuck are you coming home??’

She replies ‘End of the month. Definitely. Have said as much’

I reply ‘Well thank FUCK’–then mention something about the puter.

Says Ma, ‘Oh, Herself said she went through Wednesday’s puter. And saw all the stuff you did and said etc. And still says you’re psychotic for talking to strangers online’

I assume she means on MSN etc. In fact I’m sure of it. I never came here on the puter. Huzzah for bloglines!!

I think Herself is full of shit, frankly. Yet I’m still paranoid–I mean who knows?? Mayhaps I missed ONE cookie. Or an accidental google led the way!!

Which is why you’re now reading Spaztardicus Wrecks. It was time for a new gig anyway.

Granted the setup is a bit blah–but the fuckers won’t let me alter my HTML (shall sort that later).

If you’re REALLY lucky I won’t post shite anymore, either.

7 Responses to “Gilligan”

  1. Mark Says:

    First comment on new site!

    Horrid feeling that your privacy may have been invaded; it seems a very odd matter-of-fact way to let you know too. I imagine it would have been almost as bad as “oh, I’ve been trying on your underwear while you were out. I can’t believe you find those pink things comfortable.”

  2. babs Says:

    Alright!! You realize there’s no door prize, right??

    And tell me about it–she totally does it on purpose. Ma, however, informed me just in case.

    The underwear thing happened once!!

    Ok–it didn’t really. Trash did try my heels on once though. Worse yet they FIT. He didn’t have the legs to carry it off, mind.

  3. Mr Farty Says:

    Peekaboo!

    I’d been wondering how hard it would be to track down a blogger who moved sites. Probably not that hard. You’re paranoid, but are you paranoid enough?

    Meh. I dunno about WordPress, but in Blogger at least you can lock down access to invitees only.

    Just a thought.

    Shlater!


  4. You have got it down pretty good, Ms. Iron. Lots of room on the right to put more stuff, though, like the other 28 of your 100???

  5. Paddy Boombatz Says:

    I’m surprised she has the technical knowhow to even know how to search Internet history…

  6. Diana Says:

    I was worried for a minute, but the bouncer let me in!

    Hmmmmmmmm! Classy, indeed, Babs. Shall have to make sure to use a coaster.

    Not surprised about Herself. You always had a feeling and she must have tired of things to critisize, so went looking for new material.

  7. babs Says:

    Gah!! Oh hiya Mr. Farty. Moi?? I can NEVER be paranoid enough!! I am a Noo Yawka after all. I’d rather not have my blog privatized, why deprive the rest of the net from this insanity?? :P

    Hoss–even better, will do *another* 72 things list!! (Oh stop sobbing, the last one wasn’t that bad was it?? ;) )

    Paddy–haaaaaa!! Herself often tells me I’ve no puter knowledge AT all. Yet who has been through 4 or 5 machines and who still has their original puter from 1999?? Ayup.

    Coaster schmoaster, Diana–I’m still white trash as evah!! And oh dear god, yes. It gives me agita.

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