Numbers Racket

Please pardon the interruption. We here at Spaztardicus Wrecks Productions are busy trying to:

A) Figure out how to shoehorn an extra five people into a three-bedroom (one of which is the size of a saltine box) apartment for a three day stay.

(Giving us a grand total of eight persons sharing ONE frickin’ bathroom. Oh this will be a JOY!!)
 
B) Explain this to the landlord who gets annoyed when ONE person tromps in to spend an EVENING, nevermind five people for three days.

C) Erase all history on the puter and hide all files, as certain parties may wish to utilize said machine.

D) Debating on the best way to split up four beds and a rollie-bed amongst six adults and two adult-sized teenagers.

(And let us not forget the two cats and the dog)

If I make it through the weekend alive and/or without serving jailtime it will be a god damned miracle.